Napoleon Dynamite

00:01:01 [Birds Chirping]

00:07:41 - What do you need? - Can you just go get her for me?

00:09:58 The worst day of my life. What do you think?

00:12:26 I'm trying to earn money for college.

00:15:08 Take a look at what I'm wearing, people.

00:18:53 How long did it take you to grow that mustache?

00:23:40 [Laughs] Talk to your Auntie Caroline.

00:26:59 Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

00:29:55 Bred for its skills in magic.

00:32:25 Before we get started on our new project, I have a few concerns.

00:35:34 You know, like...

00:39:07 - Ow! - What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?

00:42:39 Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.

00:45:33 Can't you take me and then drop me off when you're done or whatever?

00:51:53 I like your sleeves. They're real big.

00:55:13 [Groaning] Turn it off! Turn it off!

00:58:08 [Scoffs]

01:01:17 - Vote for Pedro. - Vote for Pedro.

01:06:25 - Get off of me, you "bodaggit. " - [Groans]

01:10:09 See ya.

01:13:26 - I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon. - Get off my property!

01:16:56 Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so, uh...

01:22:54 [Loud Cheering]

01:31:49 - Always and forever -