Napoleon Dynamite

00:01:01 [Birds Chirping]

00:07:44 - I'm really busy right now. - Well, just tell her to come get me.

00:10:04 [Sighs]

00:12:50 [Groans]

00:15:23 Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?

00:19:44 She came over to my house the other day.

00:24:28 [Chuckles] So, what do you think?

00:27:37 Yeah. If coach would've put me in fourth quarter...

00:30:44 just a little bit east of the cemetery is a good little area right here.

00:33:08 Say, you know of a... a place we can get our picture taken...

00:36:40 I bet you folks don't have one of these.

00:39:50 Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.

00:43:33 Yeah, it's really... nice.

00:48:39 - [Hydraulics Whoosh] - Who's that in my driveway?

00:53:35 and you're really good at hookin' up with chicks.

00:56:51 - [Lowing] - [Flies Buzzing]

00:59:36 Thanks.

01:03:28 Like a wash, and then you blow-dry it with bleach.

01:08:55 Your hair looked great today.

01:12:29 [Phone Rings]

01:16:00 Oh, that's fine. That's fine.

01:19:43 If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

01:30:52 do you take Lafawnduh Lucas to be your lawful wedded wife...

08:00:00 moved into their new cages.