Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
1996 · 73 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 19,114 VOTES · DIR. Jim Mallon
Overview
Dr. Clayton Forrester figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making them endure terrible movies. Exploiting his access to nearby satellite-dwellers Mike Nelson and his robot pals, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo, Forrester makes them watch "This Island Earth", a cheesy 1950s spaceship film. But when Mike and friends make funny comments throughout the movie and others that follow, Forrester's plan looks increasingly flimsy.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,264 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:54 Ah! You're here.
00:05:26 Oh! Hi Mike! I've found the perfect spot!
00:08:35 Notice how big Japan is?
00:11:21 - Dickweed. - Jack-off.
00:15:09 - Huh? - That's right. No controls, no power.
00:17:56 Ah, the script has finally arrived!
00:20:52 Shouldn't be too hard at all.
00:23:42 I think I can assume, Dr. Meacham, that you're sufficiently...
00:26:42 What do ya do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning! Hay-ho and up she—
00:30:47 Can I... get a pair of those little wings? I've been a good junior pilot. Hello?
00:34:16 And now I think Exeter is waiting to greet you.
00:37:02 We're not hiring.
00:39:44 You, Dr. Carlson?
00:42:07 This is the one we're really proud of, Cal.
00:45:12 Yeah, I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.
00:47:56 And that you'll give generously to the United Way.
00:50:46 To answer the last question first:
00:53:41 Hey, keep it on the road! We're in the tubes back here!
00:57:44 They're flying into a Roger Dean album cover.
01:00:37 The kingdom!
01:03:44 Now, into the converter tubes.
01:07:02 Yeah, that's it!
01:10:01 Broken?
33:00:00 and no leakage.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,264
Dialogue density17.3 lines / min
First line00:00:54
Final line33:00:00
Production Record
DirectorJim Mallon
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
Revenue$1,000,000
IMDb votes19,114