Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
1996 · 73 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 19,114 VOTES · DIR. Jim Mallon
Overview
Dr. Clayton Forrester figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making them endure terrible movies. Exploiting his access to nearby satellite-dwellers Mike Nelson and his robot pals, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo, Forrester makes them watch "This Island Earth", a cheesy 1950s spaceship film. But when Mike and friends make funny comments throughout the movie and others that follow, Forrester's plan looks increasingly flimsy.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,264 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:54 Ah! You're here.
00:05:24 Crow, listen, you've gotta stop!
00:08:04 This Island Earth
00:11:10 I'm concentrating on the reconversion of certain
00:14:43 I'd like to thank me for flying me Airways.
00:17:24 I ordered two X-C condensers, and supreme equipment sent me these beads.
00:20:02 Ah, been ordering from the Adam and Eve collection again, hmm.
00:23:07 - Damn... where do I control... damn, jees. - ...only I don't remember applying for any job.
00:25:47 Ah! Minor film break. Happens all the time.
00:29:25 Look, Joe, my committee decided I'm expendable.
00:33:27 Or Neptune...
00:36:06 Please come in, both of you.
00:38:27 Could we still go out sometime?
00:41:02 ...oh, it's the elevator. I see, I get it.
00:43:33 It's The Brak Show and I've got lots of great guests.
00:46:49 That's a nice little phrase coming from you.
00:49:19 Nah, him and Brack went down to Headbutt Days for Shelly.
00:51:52 - Brack? - Yes.
00:55:24 You'll feel stronger in a few moments.
00:58:50 Do you still insist, Exeter
01:01:34 Oh, shit.
01:04:42 Say, where did you get those cute pants?
01:07:30 You've things to teach us.
01:10:58 I don't know why people leave during the credits.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,264
Dialogue density17.3 lines / min
First line00:00:54
Final line01:10:58
Production Record
DirectorJim Mallon
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
Revenue$1,000,000
IMDb votes19,114