My X-Girlfriend's Wedding Reception

00:00:01 Bobby and Leila, I just wanna say--

00:04:22 See you inside.

00:07:46 Right, but make sure that--

00:11:00 half of them you know what they are, hose bags,

00:14:18 Here comes mom and dad,

00:18:53 Oh, yeah, I've had multiple orgasms.

00:21:52 So at the benediction, give me a big... like that.

00:25:08 Okay, good, I'm officially breaking up with you now, it's over.

00:28:16 You don't know who owns what team,

00:31:45 Mm-hmm. That would make you Mick.

00:35:28 I would like him to be a true family man.

00:38:28 This is Cappelli, okay?

00:42:14 It's paper money.

00:45:24 And the bride and the groom

00:48:53 On your wedding day, I hear, "Yeah, I guess so"?

00:52:16 - What? - Shh!

00:56:52 What, I should change my name, you think?

01:00:57 - A cup? What...? - MUSICIAN: Take this.

01:04:53 I hope all your vegetables are firm and healthy.

01:08:32 Oh, please, Father, I really need to know this right now.

01:12:06 Well, I didn't really tell her,

01:15:38 - Any self-respect? - Yeah, what he said.

01:19:00 I love ya, I love the marriage, I love the whole thing you're doing,

01:25:24 Yeah!