My Wife and Kids — S05E26 — The "V" Story
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.5
Overview
Jay asks Michael to get a vasectomy, but he says no. Eventually he tells Jay that he will go through with it, but then backs out at the last second. Jay says that she will instead get a hysterectomy. After she comes out of the clinic, Michael tells her that he will get the vasectomy, but she then reveals that she is pregnant.
Dialogue Timeline — 539 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 AH, HA! OH, MY GOD.
00:00:46 OKAY, BROTHER.
00:01:30 TUMBLEWEEDS... TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE. WILL YOU BE QUIET!
00:02:14 AND DRIVE BACK AND FORTH...
00:03:02 I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT.
00:03:39 O-O-O-O-KAY.
00:04:27 AND I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
00:05:44 I KNOW, I'VE BEEN SINGING TO HIM FOR HALF AN HOUR,
00:07:17 WE DID NOT... I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
00:08:02 I SUFFERED, TOO.
00:09:00 WILL YOU STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC?
00:09:44 AH, JUST THROW IT AWAY. YEAH.IT'S USELESS.
00:10:25 IT'S A ROUTINE PROCEDURE.
00:11:14 WE'RE IN.
00:12:00 NO, IT'S A NICKNAME.
00:12:50 FIRST, THE NURSE WILL GET YOU SHAVED AND PREPPED.
00:13:43 WHEN YOU'RE ALL BETTER, YOU GET ALL OF THIS.
00:14:36 OH, YEAH.
00:15:40 NOW... W-WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
00:16:47 OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
00:18:02 THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF IT
00:18:54 YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME KIDS OF YOUR OWN, MICHAEL.
00:20:10 AND I WANT YOU TO CANCEL THE WHOLE THING.
00:21:19 THAT'S RIGHT... FORMERLY KNOWN AS RICHARD.
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed539
Dialogue density23.4 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:21:19
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 26: The "V" Story.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/26
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