My Wife and Kids — S05E24 — Michael Sells the Business

00:00:06 NOT INTERESTED IN FOOTBALL, HUH?

00:00:47 THEY HAVE THEM...

00:01:37 LOOK AT MY BABY. SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY.

00:02:23 OH, NO, THOSE ARE DOO-DOO EYES. HERE, HOLD HIM A SECOND.

00:03:30 I HAVE A CERTIFIED, SEALED LETTER,

00:04:14 SO YOU BOUGHT A LOTTERY TICKET HOPING YOU DIDN'T WIN?

00:05:07 SOMETHING LIKE A LEPRECHAUN OR AN ELF OR A STORK

00:06:03 YOU KNOW, THEY PAY OVER $500 AN HOUR JUST TO DO THIS.

00:06:56 AND THEN MAKE LOVE AT 11:00.

00:07:44 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BREAKFAST IN BED

00:08:37 AAH!

00:09:21 I USED TO BE HAPPY RIGHT HERE AT KYLE TRUCKING

00:10:16 AND THEN THAT WAY WE COULD WIN 'CAUSE I GOT THE GOOD NUMBERS.

00:11:20 THAT THEY ARE THIS CLOSE TO WINNING.

00:12:17 10 MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS AND COUNTING.

00:13:01 LOOK, CAN I JUST GO BACK TO FIXING MY HAIR?

00:13:54 YOU DIDN'T WIN?

00:14:45 TO PARTICIPATE IN HALF... THAT'S 50%...

00:15:37 BOBBY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

00:16:26 WHAT'S THERE TO KNOW? I KNOW TWO SIMPLE THINGS...

00:17:17 'CAUSE I OWN IT! I OWN IT!

00:18:13 WATCH THIS.

00:19:17 JUNIOR?

00:20:17 YES.