My Wife and Kids — S05E23 — Graduation Day

00:00:03 OKAY, THIS IS A BIG DAY.

00:00:46 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?

00:01:33 OH, I GOT IT.

00:02:16 LOOK AT MY FACE, MICHAEL! LOOK AT MY FACE.

00:03:03 THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S THE RIGHT.

00:03:46 THE PURSE? THE EARRINGS? CHECK.

00:04:37 OKAY.

00:05:23 UH... HEY, HEY,

00:06:13 NO, YOU DIDN'T.

00:07:13 WHAT YOU GONNA DO, IKE?

00:07:56 THEN WHAT'S MY CAP AND GOWN DOING OUT IN THE SPRINKLERS?

00:08:52 HELLO, ALL.

00:09:50 EVEN I'M NOT THAT DUMB.

00:10:32 SEE, THEY CAN NEVER BE SKINNY ENOUGH.

00:11:35 THE ONE THAT MAKES MY...

00:12:25 ALL RIGHT, NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING.

00:13:12 WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?

00:14:05 YOU SAID I DIDN'T HAVE A BLACK EYE.

00:14:58 I DON'T KNOW.

00:15:41 WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

00:16:35 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. EXCUSE ME.

00:17:28 I LOVE YOU THIS MANYS.

00:18:17 IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER AGAIN,

00:19:23 I KNOW WHEN I'M BOMB... OH!