My Wife and Kids — S05E22 — Michael's Sandwich
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.2
Overview
Michael tries to leave for a golfing trip with a friend, but the family keeps distracting him.
Dialogue Timeline — 521 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 MICHAEL, I AM SO EXCITED.
00:00:44 LOOK AT THE PICNIC BASKET I MADE FOR YOU.
00:01:27 WELL, THE PLANE LEAVES IN AN HOUR, SO PACK YOUR BAGS,
00:02:15 GO ON. GET, GET, GET!
00:03:06 WAY OUT IN PEBBLE BEACH.
00:04:10 AREN'T YOU?!
00:05:02 AND GRANT-MA WAS JEALOUS.
00:05:59 MR. KYLE, CAN YOU HELP ME?
00:06:56 I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU WHEN YOU'RE YELLING.
00:07:54 HA! LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.
00:08:41 YEAH... FINE.
00:09:30 WITH YOUR DAUGHTER KADY.
00:10:15 YOUR MOTHER PUT YOU UP TO THIS.
00:10:55 IF YOU'RE GONNA CRITICIZE, SHOW ME.
00:11:38 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HANDLING ANYTHING.
00:12:25 NO, NO, SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS...
00:13:21 SEE?
00:14:07 I HAVE MY WHOLE FUTURE AHEAD OF ME.
00:15:04 GONNA BE MISERABLE, AND THAT'LL MAKE ME
00:15:47 PEBBLE BEACH.
00:16:35 HOW'D YOU GET THIS? I DON'T KNOW.
00:17:34 NO,YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
00:18:30 YOU AIN'T GONNA PUT A STRAWBERRY THERE!
00:19:31 AAH!
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed521
Dialogue density22.7 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:19:31
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 22: Michael's Sandwich.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/22
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