My Wife and Kids — S05E20 — Celibacy
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 5.7
Overview
When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolize their growing love for each other, but the seeds grow into an ingredient for a love potion that Jay uses to spice up her romantic dinner for Michael.
Dialogue Timeline — 491 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:11 ARE YOU WATCHING ME READ?
00:00:54 WE HAVE EVER HAD IN OUR ENTIRE LIVES...
00:01:45 TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WITHOUT DIGESTING.
00:02:36 NO, WE DON'T THINK SO.
00:03:42 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA.
00:04:37 THIS WOULD BE SENSUAL.
00:05:28 HEY, DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
00:06:19 WELL, GREAT. OH, JU-JU!
00:07:13 COME HERE. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
00:07:57 COME HERE. GET UP HERE.
00:08:55 WELL, WHY DO I HEAR THAT SO CLEARLY?
00:09:41 MICHAEL, THERE'S SEX EVERYWHERE.
00:10:35 WE'RE LUSTING AFTER EACH OTHER LIKE TWO TEENAGERS.
00:11:21 IS IT DILL? I THINK SO.
00:12:05 THE BOOK SAYS THAT COOKING CAN BE A SENSUAL EXPERIENCE.
00:13:01 CUPCAKES FILLED WITH A CHOCOLATE GANACHE.
00:13:47 YEAH. OKAY.
00:14:36 GANACHE, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
00:15:29 YOU DO? I FEEL ALL LOOSE AND RUBBERY.
00:16:32 HEY, BABY, YOU GOT YOUR CHOCOLATE?
00:17:23 YOU SO GREEDY. HERE.
00:18:12 YOU GOT YOUR SWIRL ON!
00:19:05 DO YOU HEAR THE RAIN? I HEAR THE DRIZZLE.
00:20:20 HEY, AIN'T I SEXY?
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Carlos Gómez
Fernando Torres
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed491
Dialogue density21.3 lines / min
First line00:00:11
Final line00:20:20
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 20: Celibacy.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/20
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