My Wife and Kids — S05E19 — Michael Joins a Gym
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · DIR. George O. Gore II
Overview
The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews), who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff. Meanwhile, Franklin fails his first test and fears that Kady will no longer accept him.
Dialogue Timeline — 499 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 KEEP OR TOSS? TOSS.
00:00:55 REMEMBER THAT? I DON'T REMEMBER THAT, I'M SORRY.
00:01:48 OR THE TALCUM POWDER GON' DRY UP.
00:03:04 NOW, LOOK, THERE'S THE SALESMAN.
00:03:53 HE'S TOO BUFF TO BE DARYL.
00:04:44 YEAH, MAN. OH, MAN, NO WAY.
00:05:29 LOOK AT HIS CHEST.
00:06:14 I MEAN, THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CHANCE.
00:07:07 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN LOOK JUST LIKE THAT,
00:07:55 THAT RAISE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP.
00:08:49 THAT YOU BE MAKING.
00:09:40 A LITTLE BUTTER FOR MY, UH, CELERY...
00:10:30 DO YOU WANT THESE...
00:11:16 WELL, UH,
00:12:27 THRUST! COME ON, GIVE IT UP NOW.
00:13:12 EURO! TRAINING!
00:14:26 EURO HAMS.
00:15:32 I'M GONNA HAVE THAT WALK, TOO.
00:16:18 WHY IS EVERYTHING SO NEGATIVE COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, HUH?
00:17:32 OH, BABY.
00:18:18 I'M GONNA HAVE TO START CALLING YOU "CHESTER."
00:19:10 JEANS.
00:20:05 OH, AND I DO.
00:20:59 NO MORE FATTY FATTY.
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Terry Crews
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed499
Dialogue density21.7 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:59
Production Record
DirectorGeorge O. Gore II
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 19: Michael Joins a Gym.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/19
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