My Wife and Kids — S05E18 — The Remodel
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 4.2
Overview
Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodeled. When the contractor bids are too expensive for his taste, Michael decides to take on the job himself, with Jr.'s help. But when they get in over their heads, Franklin -- who happens to be a certified contractor - has to come to their rescue.
Dialogue Timeline — 504 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 OKAY, BABE. FOLLOW ME.
00:00:40 THAT IS IT, BUT IT'S NOT STUPID, MICHAEL.
00:01:31 THAT IS NOT A... THAT'S A DOILY.
00:02:17 WHAT?! NO, MICHAEL, IT'S DANGEROUS
00:03:00 GOT IT.
00:03:50 OR ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT HIM?
00:04:39 I'LL PAY FOR THAT.
00:05:35 'CAUSE I'M NOT SPEN... WHAT... WHAT MONEY?
00:06:22 I JUST THOUGHT PERHAPS... NO.
00:07:18 WE'LL JUST DO IT OURSELVES.
00:08:08 LISTEN TO THIS.
00:09:10 WHICHEVER LETTER IS DATED FIRST IS THE ORIGINAL.
00:10:18 I LOVE THE RATTLE!
00:11:08 A COUPLE MORE STEPS, DAD. UGH!
00:12:20 THAT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD HAMMER. THIS IS THE WAY YOU DO HAMMER.
00:13:13 ALL RIGHT.
00:14:06 OKAY, THEN WE PUT THIS IN THE DEFINITELY NOT A GROMMET.
00:14:58 UH, 16, INCLUDING A FORK.
00:16:00 I'M FLATTERED THAT YOU THINK I HAVE A BRAIN IN MY HEAD.
00:16:53 WELL, UM... WELL...
00:18:06 OH! FRANKLIN. HI.
00:19:01 YEAH, RIGHT THERE. PAYBACK.
00:19:50 BUT THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL JOB.
00:20:56 THAT WE'RE IN A VERY DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT.
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dom Irrera
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed504
Dialogue density21.9 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:56
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 18: The Remodel.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/18
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