My Wife and Kids — S05E17 — The Bahamas (2)
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · DIR. Dean Lorey
Overview
While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island - along with a rapidly rising tide -- and the only other person there who can help them is Michael's talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy (David Alan Grier) -- who refuses to do so since they weren't willing to spend time with him when they had the chance. Meanwhile, Jr. leaves Vanessa and the baby behind so he can enjoy the resort's activities; Tony and Claire hang out at the beach bar and she realizes too late that her island drink contains alcohol; and Kady and Franklin run into his nemesis, Francesco Mumfordi, who has stolen one of Franklin's theories.
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00:00:01 LAST TIME ON "MY WIFE AND KIDS"...
00:00:48 I DON'T KNOW.
00:01:26 HOW THE HELL WE GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT?!
00:02:10 OH, I USED TO KNOW A MICHAEL AND JAY,
00:02:52 OK, WAIT A MINUTE.
00:03:38 LOOK, JIMMY, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
00:04:24 WELL, WHERE WOULD YOU GET BEANS?
00:05:19 NO CAPISCI!
00:06:26 IT'S LIKE AN EDIBLE MARINE MOLLUSK.
00:07:21 THANKS.
00:08:05 OH, LIGHTEN UP, TONY!
00:09:02 YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, I THINK THIS IS A GOOD TIME
00:09:47 YOU MISSED ME.
00:12:11 YEAH. DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
00:12:51 I'M TRYING, VANESSA, BUT THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME.
00:13:37 HEY THERE, MAN. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
00:14:37 WE SHOULD GO OUT WITH A CLEAN SLATE.
00:15:18 WHEN WE'RE MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE?
00:16:02 YEAH, YOU BETTER BE KIDDING.
00:16:52 I DON'T PAY HIM $200 AN HOUR
00:17:41 THERE YOU GO... SAFELY.
00:18:38 THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY. GOSH.
00:19:30 WELL, YOU WON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME
00:20:33 MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY RELAX.
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Factoids
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 17: The Bahamas (2).
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