My Wife and Kids — S05E16 — The Bahamas (1)
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · DIR. Dean Lorey
Overview
When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by himself. But no sooner does he settle into his lounge chair for some peace and quiet than his talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy (David Alan Grier), shows up and insists that they spend time together. Michael is relieved to find a way out when Jay invites him to the isolated Magic Island so they can have some romantic fun. As their day winds down and it's time to leave, the boat never shows up to take them back and the couple find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere.
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00:00:20 OH.
00:01:06 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS DO. JUST DON'T INVOLVE ME, OKAY?
00:01:55 RELAX, AND READ THIS STACK OF BOOKS.
00:03:04 I THOUGHT YOU WAS MARRIED.
00:03:57 CERTAINEMENT?
00:04:47 THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
00:05:44 I KNOW "ARROGANT" AND "PRETENTIOUS." TOUCHé.
00:06:46 "NOT WITH THE BABY"?
00:07:56 YOU DESERVE A VACATION.
00:08:57 HE THINKS HE CAN ACT THE WAY HE DID BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.
00:09:43 YOUR FATHER IS RIGHT.
00:10:29 BYE, BABY. HA HA!
00:11:27 I THINK THEY HAVE COCONUT IN THOSE.
00:12:22 YOU JUST GOT TO LET THE ISLAND VIBES SEEP INTO YOU NOW.
00:13:13 MICHAEL!
00:14:00 THIS IS GONNA BE SO GREAT.
00:14:51 WE DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU! WE WANT TO BE ALONE!
00:15:41 JUST 'CAUSE HE WAS GOOD IN MATH AND COULD PLAY THE VIOLIN.
00:16:29 I HEAR THAT FROM MY PARENTS EVERY SUNDAY.
00:17:23 THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL.
00:18:25 WHAT DO YOU SAY, TONY?
00:19:21 WOW. I'M SORRY WE HAD TO PUT OUR CLOTHES BACK ON.
00:20:07 GET STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND WITH MONSTERS AND MODELS!
00:21:00 SHE'S TRYING TO SERVE ME WITH THIS WHOLE SUBPOENA...
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My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 16: The Bahamas (1).
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