My Wife and Kids — S05E15 — Silence is Golden
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.0
Overview
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
Dialogue Timeline — 466 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:06 HEY, SEXY.
00:00:56 SO, JUNIOR HAS BEEN MEDITATING THESE PAST 20 YEARS.
00:01:36 OH, BABY, YOU ARE SO SWEET.
00:02:26 68629, YEAH.
00:03:11 LET ME GUESS...
00:04:02 ALL RIGHT. LATER.
00:04:41 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
00:05:16 THAT BABY IS GONNA HELP THE OTHER BABY.
00:05:57 NO, I DON'T FEEL NOTHING.
00:06:43 NONE OF THEM RECOGNIZE ME... THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE ME AT ALL.
00:07:31 SOME MINTS...
00:08:07 LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR BAGS. OH, NO!
00:08:53 OH, NO. WE SEPARATE MEN AND WOMEN HERE.
00:09:35 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY TO CHANGE YOUR MIND?
00:10:31 'CAUSE I GOT A LOWER-BACK PROBLEM.
00:11:13 NO KILLING OF ANY LIVING CREATURES,
00:12:05 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY.
00:13:44 HURRY UP ALREADY.
00:15:36 HOW COULD YOU?
00:17:37 AND JUST BEING A GENERAL PAIN IN THE ASS!
00:18:20 YOU RUINED THIS FOR ME! ARE YOU HAPPY?!
00:19:12 I'M A BAD BOY."
00:20:01 OKAY, OKAY.
00:21:03 AH, HA HA!
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
T.J. Thyne
Bodhi
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed466
Dialogue density20.3 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line00:21:03
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 15: Silence is Golden.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/15
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