My Wife and Kids — S05E14 — Sweetheart's Day
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 5.6
Overview
When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for ""Sweetheart's Day,"" a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular moment. He shares his plan with Jr., Tony and Franklin, hoping that they will follow the lead, but the only lead is straight to trouble.
Dialogue Timeline — 493 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:08 HEY!
00:00:55 OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND. LET ME WARM UP MY THROAT.
00:01:54 IN YOUR FACE! YOU BEEN HYDROLATED.
00:02:47 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A CARD.
00:03:38 ALL RIGHT, JUNIOR, LOOK.
00:04:26 CAN YOU BELIEVE MY WIFE
00:05:18 IT FITS ME PERFECTLY, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!
00:06:00 FINE.
00:06:57 WHOO. THAT IS GOOD.
00:07:54 "HERE'S YOUR GIFT, BABY. HAPPY SWEETHEART'S DAY."
00:08:47 HERE SHE COMES.
00:09:38 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, AREN'T THEY?
00:10:28 ABOUT THE WOMEN RATING SYSTEM-KA.
00:11:22 FOR YOU, MY LOVE.
00:12:14 MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM!
00:12:59 THIS HOUSE WAS IN CHAOS.
00:13:55 AFTER WATCHING LITTLE JUNIOR ALL DAY LONG?
00:14:57 I'M SORRY. DOES THAT SEEM UNFAIR TO YOU?
00:15:54 OH, WELL, FOR A 10, YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ALL OF THIS,
00:16:56 AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.
00:18:07 OH.
00:19:03 OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
00:19:59 DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT, MICHAEL?
00:21:00 YOU BETTER PUT SOMETHING ON THAT... SOME OINTMENT.
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed493
Dialogue density21.4 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line00:21:00
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 14: Sweetheart's Day.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/14
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