My Wife and Kids — S05E12 — They Call Me El Foosay
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.4
Overview
When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he wins. When Michael challenges Jr. and wins, he initially wants to teach his son a lesson about being a good winner. But then when Michael continues to win, his ""fatherly lesson"" goes out the window and instead he becomes obsessed with playing foosball. Desperate, the Kyles have to come up with a plan to break the game's hold on Michael.
Dialogue Timeline — 517 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 MMM. MNH-MNH. OH, BABY, I'M SORRY!
00:00:50 WELL, LET'S PLAY IT. OKAY.
00:01:43 IF YOU INSIST ON ACTING LIKE A STUPID GOON
00:02:29 ARE YOU SCARED TO PLAY ME?!
00:03:22 LUPA LINDA!
00:04:06 ASK YOUR MAMA.
00:04:55 IT DOESN'T FEEL VERY GOOD, DOES IT, JUNIOR?
00:05:35 LET'S JUST SIT DOWN AND ENJOY OUR CHEESECAKE
00:06:26 GO AHEAD, LOSER. GO AHEAD.
00:07:13 MM-HMM. FINE.
00:07:57 BOO-YA SHAKA.
00:08:57 CHOOSE WISELY.
00:09:45 IT'S REALLY SEXY ONCE YOU GET IT GOING.
00:10:28 SO I CAN GET A BETTER LOOK AT MY BABY.
00:11:25 BOO-YA SHAKA!
00:12:13 THERE'S A BETTER WAY TO DEAL WITH THE SITUATION.
00:12:57 NO, HOW ABOUT WE GET RID OF YOU?
00:13:42 ALL RIGHT. LET'S HEAR IT. OKAY.
00:14:28 OKAY, LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
00:15:12 MOM, COULD YOU HOLD ON?
00:15:56 LOOK, THE KING OF FOOS IS GOING TO RETIRE TO HIS THRONE.
00:17:58 PANCHO VILLA!
00:19:23 ESPECIALLY THE... PANCHO VILLA!
00:20:59 NO, WE GONNA PLAY BEST THREE OUT OF TWO.
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed517
Dialogue density22.5 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:20:59
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 12: They Call Me El Foosay.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/12
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