My Wife and Kids — S05E11 — Careful What You Wish For
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.2
Overview
When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back to watching TV and ignoring her. Meanwhile, Franklin tells Kady that he thinks he's too short and goes to great lengths to appear otherwise.
Dialogue Timeline — 539 lines
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00:00:03 THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW THESE EARRINGS, MOM.
00:00:52 I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OF THIS...
00:01:53 THIS IS JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
00:02:42 THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR, MICHAEL.
00:03:33 HEY, YOU, THE TABLE'S READY. COME ON.
00:04:39 WHO'S HAVING DESERT?
00:05:33 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, WAITER?
00:06:19 WHICH ONE OF MY BREASTS ARE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER?
00:07:14 DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?
00:08:04 SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS.
00:08:57 HE CARRIED HER OVER A THRESHOLD, MICHAEL.
00:10:02 THE OLD, INSENSITIVE MICHAEL KYLE
00:10:50 LISTEN, LISTEN.
00:11:34 LITTLE JAY KYLE SIGNATURE MOMENTS.
00:12:25 AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED TELLING ME
00:13:17 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, JAY?
00:14:27 YOU LOOK LIKE HERMAN MUNSTER.
00:15:36 IT'S FINE. THANK YOU.
00:16:21 I MEAN IT. YEAH, ME TOO, ME TOO. YEAH, YEAH.
00:17:21 IS THAT TRUE?
00:18:13 HAS PERVERTED IT INTO TORTURE.
00:19:13 WAIT! WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED, BABY?
00:19:58 LOOK, BABY, I APOLOGIZE, BUT I REALLY THOUGHT
00:21:01 I'LL ORDER YOU A...
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed539
Dialogue density23.4 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:21:01
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 11: Careful What You Wish For.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/11
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