My Wife and Kids — S05E10 — The Wedding
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.4
Overview
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but instead of something simple and sweet, they plan an elaborate and expensive ceremony that includes dolphins, a castle and 751 guests. Frustrated, Vanessa tells Jr. he needs to regain control of things, forcing him to decide whether he should stand up to Michael.
Dialogue Timeline — 524 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:08 SING, BABY!
00:01:16 AND... AND... OHH. SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO.
00:01:52 THEN WE'LL WORK WITH TWO WEEKS.
00:02:42 YEAH.
00:03:21 WELL, I THINK SIMPLE IS GOOD.
00:04:24 YES! DID WE LUCK OUT, OR WHAT?
00:05:26 ...YOU ARE GONNA BE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE...
00:06:13 WE GOT TO CONCENTRATE ON THE BRIDESMAIDS.
00:06:58 THEY SWOOP YOU UP, THEY LEAP THE RAVINE,
00:07:52 I'LL ASK YOU FOR IT.
00:09:03 AND WHAT IS THIS CUP FOR?
00:09:54 THE F-16s... VROOM! FLY OVER AT 300 FEET,
00:10:44 YOU KNOW, "VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI, CE SOIR."
00:11:29 ME, TOO.
00:12:17 A MIGHTY OAK. IT'S THE KIND OF TREE..."
00:13:09 SHE PROBABLY JUST HAS THE JITTERS.
00:14:03 WHAT I MEAN AND WHAT I DON'T MEAN?
00:14:55 WE ACTUALLY TRAINED ONE OF THEM TO SAY,
00:15:40 YES. ARE YOU SAYING YES OR NO?
00:16:30 WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
00:17:17 WE SHOULD. YOU MARRIED US 20 YEARS AGO.
00:18:04 DOES YOUR ORGAN WORK?
00:19:16 DO YOU, MICHAEL KYLE JR...
00:20:56 THE F-16s FLY OVER... VROOM! AT 300...
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed524
Dialogue density22.8 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line00:20:56
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 10: The Wedding.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/10
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