My Wife and Kids — S05E08 — Restaurant Wars
2004 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.6
Overview
At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when the Hoos, the owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, use sneaky tactics to put ""Jay's Soooooouuuul Kitchen"" out of business.
Dialogue Timeline — 542 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 FREEZE, MUMFORD. BACK AWAY FROM THE COBBLER.
00:01:05 THIS IS THE PERFECT COBBLER.
00:01:50 YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME TO WAIT, ARE YOU?
00:02:45 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
00:03:38 DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN OWN YOUR OWN TRUCKING COMPANY."
00:04:28 NOW GO!
00:05:22 BESIDES, IF YOU DON'T DO IT
00:06:11 WHAT ABOUT ALL THE CHILD LABOR LAWS?
00:07:03 BUT I'M GONNA PROVE YOU WRONG
00:08:02 LET ME POINT OUT THE FACT
00:09:04 SOMETHING LIKE, HERE'S WHERE YUMMY MEETS TUMMY.
00:09:50 WHERE'S CLAIRE?
00:10:39 YEAH, BOTH OF THEM.
00:11:18 I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LEARN...
00:12:17 NOT ACCORDING TO THIS FLYER.
00:13:06 LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE.
00:14:09 WHERE IT'S CLEAN!
00:15:10 I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS PLACE
00:16:05 YEP, ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE BACK.
00:17:20 THEY'VE GOT A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK,
00:18:16 TO CLOSE ANOTHER ONE DOWN.
00:18:59 AND THAT'S NOT ALL I CAN EAT.
00:19:46 SO, WE AGREE WE'RE GONNA PEACEFULLY CO-EXIST TOGETHER?
00:20:44 ON, UNDER... WHAT?
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Lauren Tom
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed542
Dialogue density23.6 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:20:44
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 8: Restaurant Wars.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/8
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