My Wife and Kids — S05E07 — The Proposal
2004 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.4
Overview
Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michael and Jay -- who are preparing to compete against each other in a karaoke competition.
Dialogue Timeline — 381 lines
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00:00:03 HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
00:00:35 ACTUALLY, WE SHOULD HAVE A NON-FAMILY YEAR.
00:01:10 TO GET BACK ONSTAGE AND IN THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN.
00:01:44 MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS "POTATO CHIP NIGHT"
00:02:26 I AM A PROFESSIONAL-LEVEL TYPE SINGER.
00:03:05 THAT CERTAIN JE NE SAIS... QU-OOH-OHH-AAH!
00:03:48 NO, I MEAN, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT PROPOSAL?
00:04:21 OF HOW I CAN LOOK OVER VANESSA AND THE BABY.
00:04:56 AND FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU,
00:05:39 LET ME GO GET HIS DIAPER BAG.
00:06:37 MY EYES WERE CLOSED OVER THERE,
00:07:11 SO MOMMY'S GONNA HELP YOU, OKAY?
00:07:49 MICHAEL, THIS IS A PRIVATE REHEARSAL.
00:08:24 WITH ONE LIP TIED BEHIND MY BACK.
00:09:12 VANESSA...
00:10:10 AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE.
00:11:18 VANESSA, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...
00:11:58 BUT I FIGURED I BETTER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY.
00:14:18 MISS, YOU OKAY?
00:15:39 WHOO!
00:17:54 CASHEW FALLS, CONNECTICUT, THANK YOU.
00:18:37 HA HA HA!
00:19:21 IN MY MIND, JUNIOR,
00:20:38 WHOO!
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed381
Dialogue density16.6 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:38
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 7: The Proposal.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/7
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