My Wife and Kids — S05E06 — Poker Face
2004 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.4
Overview
Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, in turn, to crash Jay's all-female book club, where they're discussing the latest book by Angeline Boudreaux.
Dialogue Timeline — 560 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 HEY, WHAT'S UP, DAD? OOH, NICE OUTFIT.
00:00:46 DAD, THAT IS NOT TRUE. I HAVE MY OWN FREEDO...
00:01:36 YOU MEAN HER BOOK CLUB?
00:02:14 OKAY, OKAY, GO TO GRANDPA.
00:03:05 PAGER.
00:04:00 I DIDN'T HAVE IT LAST WEEK, AND I LOST.
00:04:53 GUYS' NIGHT MEANS GUYS' NIGHT.
00:05:49 BECAUSE WHEN I READ IT, NOBODY BOTHERS ME.
00:06:35 ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
00:07:16 SEE, CAN'T HIT ME 'CAUSE I GOT THE MAGIC POKER HAT ON.
00:08:14 YOU'RE RIGHT, KADY. I'M SORRY.
00:09:18 YEAH, AND YOUR HAIRDO IS GAYER.
00:10:15 A LITTLE GAME WE LIKE TO CALL DUCK.
00:11:03 ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. LET'S PLAY CARDS.
00:12:25 10, JACK... QUEEN, KING, ACE.
00:13:15 I'LL JUST GO IN THERE AND LAY DOWN THE LAW AND SAY,
00:14:03 GET OFF ME!
00:14:53 WELL, THINK AGAIN.
00:15:51 OH, MY GOODNESS.
00:16:45 I'M NOT CRITICIZING. MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
00:18:00 HELLO!
00:19:15 WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE EYES
00:20:02 OH, CAN I COME?
00:21:01 THAT'S THE RIGHT ENERGY. THAT WAS THE RIGHT ENERGY.
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed560
Dialogue density24.3 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:21:01
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 6: Poker Face.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/6
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