My Wife and Kids — S05E05 — The Fellowship of the Baby
2004 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.3
Overview
When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that ""Jr., Jr."" is a ""magic baby,"" and that every time he holds him, it will make Jr. smarter. The ploy works, but in the process Jr. becomes somewhat arrogant with his new-found knowledge, so Michael brings Franklin in so that the two geniuses can match wits. Meanwhile, Kady catches Claire sneaking back into her bedroom after hours and threatens to tell their parents, unless Claire does some favors for her.
Dialogue Timeline — 527 lines
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00:00:03 BABY, THESE EGGS ARE AMAZING.
00:00:49 IS THAT BAGS UNDER...
00:01:41 COME BACK HERE.
00:02:40 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!
00:03:29 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
00:04:37 WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA?
00:05:23 DUMBER THAN DUMB.
00:06:20 OKAY. TELL HIM TO TOUCH THE BABY.
00:07:06 YEAH!
00:07:57 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD ANY KNOWLEDGE TO UNLOCK.
00:08:52 TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THE BABY.
00:09:50 BUT YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TRYING TO READ.
00:10:37 LISTEN, JUNIOR HAS BECOME REALLY SMART,
00:11:23 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO MATCH WITS
00:12:15 A JIFFY.
00:13:09 SO WE'LL CALL IT THE GREEN HOUSE FOR THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT.
00:14:04 WELL, WE'RE OFF.
00:14:49 AW, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
00:15:58 THAT'S WHO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
00:16:53 HOW CAN I EVEN THE SCORE?
00:18:02 AT THE END OF THE YEAR, SHE BUYS FOOD FOR ORPHANS.
00:18:48 YEARS BEFORE YOU.
00:19:43 WHAT?
00:20:51 DID YOU JUST MISS YOUR MOUTH?
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Factoids
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 5: The Fellowship of the Baby.
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