My Wife and Kids — S05E03 — Childcare Class

00:00:05 PLEASE, MAKE HIM STOP!

00:00:55 WE CAN'T FIGURE HOW TO MAKE HIM STOP.

00:01:47 OH, COME ON, DAD. JUST TELL US.

00:02:48 REALLY? HAVE YOU MADE ANY PROGRESS?

00:03:42 MRS. LANE IS UP ON ALL THE LATEST PSYCHOLOGICAL THEORIES.

00:04:35 "DON'T SAY 'GOOD' ANYMORE!"

00:05:32 I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

00:06:25 BOO-HOO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

00:07:08 WITH THE NEWER, PROVEN TECHNIQUES,

00:08:04 STOP IT! STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU!

00:08:47 AND GO!

00:09:36 MICHAEL, WILL YOU STOP IT? YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME.

00:10:24 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

00:11:13 WE'RE GOING TO A PICNIC AT THE PARK.

00:11:56 SHE'S SO CLEVER!

00:12:52 WHILE BEING BATHED IN THE VARIED LIGHTS OF THE COLOR SPECTRUM.

00:13:42 NO, TO YOU... IF YOU HURT THAT BABY.

00:14:32 ...SCULPTURED WOMAN THAT YOU ARE?

00:15:22 SUPPOSE I WAS TO PICK UP THE BABY

00:16:27 AND WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT TUPAC WAS SHOT, HMM?

00:17:31 MICHAEL, THE BABY HAS BEEN CRYING FOR TWO WHOLE HOURS NOW.

00:18:24 I'M NOT DOING ALL THAT. I'M TOO OLD FOR ALL THAT, OKAY?

00:19:31 WILL NEVER HEAR ME SAY AGAIN... I WAS WRONG.

00:20:44 LISTEN, I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU...