My Wife and Kids — S05E02 — Fantasy Camp (2)
2004 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · DIR. Dean Lorey
Overview
Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.
Dialogue Timeline — 461 lines
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00:00:01 LAST TIME ON "MY WIFE AND KIDS"...
00:00:49 JORDAN! WHERE? MICHAEL?!
00:01:37 I'M OFF TO SEE THE DAM FOOLS.
00:02:23 SEE, I PREPARED FOR THIS, FRANKLIN.
00:03:23 TAKE THE HIT.
00:04:33 THEY STOLE THEM!
00:05:16 I'M AFRAID LATELY IT'S A LOT MORE HOSTILE THAN CHRISTIAN.
00:06:09 WHY DO THE BABIES HAVE TO BE IGNORANT?
00:07:00 JUNIOR, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
00:07:51 YES, AND IT'S SEAM, SEAM, SEAM SALA-BEAM!
00:09:03 WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS...
00:09:46 WELL, THE MONEY DOESN'T GO TO ME.
00:10:35 YES, ACTUALLY, I MADE HIM DISAPPEAR.
00:11:15 ALLOW ME TO COGITATE.
00:12:05 $900?
00:12:54 NUMBER 23... MICHAEL JORDAN!
00:14:00 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY TO? PLAY TO 10.
00:14:47 5-0.
00:15:41 ALL DEFENSE.
00:16:50 ARE YOU OKAY, DAD?
00:17:38 OR ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT QUITTING FATHERHOOD?
00:18:33 HOW'S DADDY'S BOY DOING?
00:19:31 EVERYBODY WANT TO BE LIKE MIKE.
00:20:36 HA! HA!
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Michael Jordan
Alan Thicke
Wayne Newton
Al Sharpton
J.P. Manoux
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed461
Dialogue density20.0 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:20:36
Production Record
DirectorDean Lorey
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 2: Fantasy Camp (2).
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/2
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