My Wife and Kids — S05E01 — Fantasy Camp (1)
2004 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · DIR. Dean Lorey
Overview
Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.
Dialogue Timeline — 523 lines
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00:00:04 Michael: YOU SEE, THAT'S CALLED THE TRIPLE-THREAT POSITION.
00:00:52 YEAH, LAUGH. YOU LAUGH.
00:01:46 AND TAKE YOU TO THE HOOP.
00:02:31 TRY PUSHING THIS OUT YOUR BEHIND
00:03:13 WHERE?
00:04:00 AND I'M GONNA INSTITUTE MY SECRET SPIN MOVE,
00:04:52 WILL BE ON THE RIGHT BALL OF HIS FOOT...
00:05:43 YOU THINK MICHAEL JORDAN'S WIFE IS GONNA BE THERE?
00:06:37 LOOK, WE CAN'T GO, ALL RIGHT? SO, DAD, STOP ASKING.
00:07:43 A CHOCOLATE SKIRT, LICORICE STOCKINGS,
00:08:28 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO.
00:09:16 YEAH, WELL, WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR HIS TRIP?
00:10:11 IS IT A SNEAKER?
00:11:19 LOOK AT THOSE SLOT MACHINES.
00:12:00 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO SEE HIM.
00:12:52 OH, WE'RE ALLERGIC TO SIN, MR. KYLE.
00:13:43 ALL RIGHT, WELCOME. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
00:14:46 COULD BE.
00:15:46 WHAT KIND OF SICK SONG IS THAT?
00:16:52 YOU BETTER CHECK A LITTLE HARDER.
00:17:43 YEAH.
00:18:39 AND THE HEALTH AND WELFARE OF MY CHILDREN,
00:19:42 ARE YOU HERE?!
00:20:58 WHAT IS THAT?
Cast & Characters
Damon Wayans
Michael Kyle
Tisha Campbell
Janet Kyle
George O. Gore II
Michael Kyle Jr.
Jennifer Freeman
Claire Kyle
Parker McKenna Posey
Kady Kyle
Noah Gray-Cabey
Franklin Mumford
Brooklyn Sudano
Vanessa Scott
Andrew McFarlane
Tony Jeffers
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed523
Dialogue density22.7 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:20:58
Production Record
DirectorDean Lorey
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
My Wife and Kids, season 5, episode 1: Fantasy Camp (1).
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2692/season/5/episode/1
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