My Name Is Earl — S04E25 — Inside Probe (1)

00:00:01 My name is Earl.

00:00:47 How long you gonna milk that thing?

00:01:38 Two days to find a way to get four Floridas on time...

00:02:38 Brought into the world as an innocent young child,

00:03:25 Then when you'd get to the end of your beer,

00:04:19 Ernie used to let me play the claw machine for free.

00:05:16 I knew Ernie,

00:06:09 He was 14 years old.

00:07:04 who grew into a morbidly obese teenager...

00:07:49 peoples' stomachs would adapt... And he was right.

00:08:37 So how'd you guys blow off steam together?

00:09:26 on an Indian reservation...

00:10:20 - Tall, decent face. Small boobies. - Oh.

00:11:42 It's possible. But if so, by who?

00:12:34 vanished without a trace.

00:13:33 Attached is everything I've had stuck in my mouth for the last two weeks.

00:14:31 which wouldn't even be a problem if they still offered free toothpicks.

00:15:26 Tell me where the hell you and your lowlife brother were the night Ernie disappeared!

00:16:10 and there wasn't anything good on TV that night,

00:17:00 After a brief negotiation...

00:18:00 Waltrip agreed to reenact that night for us...

00:18:57 But since they were fun, I decided to hang out with them...

00:19:52 the baffling case of Ernie Belcher continues.

00:20:48 Douche bags.