My Name Is Earl — S04E21 — Witch Lady

00:00:01 My name is Earl.

00:00:56 Every town has a spooky old lady who lives in an even spookier old house.

00:02:02 - I can't! - Do it now, kid eater!

00:03:01 She smells so bad, when she sits in the sand, cats try to bury her.

00:03:41 Come on, Randy. I need you in there to keep the conversation poppin'.

00:04:28 Sure, she was a little odd.

00:05:30 "Griselda, you know what you should do?

00:06:28 and watching naughty movies and...

00:07:28 Poopie trim.

00:08:36 Joy was still ticked off that Darnell didn't think she was nice.

00:09:27 After an hour of trying to come up with an escape plan,

00:10:23 Look, ma'am, I don't want to offend you,

00:11:39 Back at the Crab Shack,

00:12:45 A few years ago, somebody told her it was good luck to push over a witch.

00:13:39 You might want to watch and see how a real man handles this kind of thing.

00:14:50 Hey, that's a good idea. I learned on the force...

00:15:32 and said, "Mommy, why is the floor so cold?",

00:16:27 Oh. Yeah. She's my mom.

00:17:22 It's bad enough being kidnapped and chained in a basement,

00:18:04 Nobody's gonna die, Darnell. She's just gonna stab and stab and stab one of us until...

00:18:50 Look, guys, when you label somebody,

00:19:42 Oh, God! Crazy witch lady stabbed me!

00:20:34 Thanks, baby. That's all I need.

00:21:35 I'll do it later.