My Name Is Earl — S04E20 — Chaz Dalton's Space Academy

00:00:01 My name is Earl.

00:00:49 Unfortunately, they just called, baby,

00:01:39 At first I thought it was gonna suck like everything else my parents made me do.

00:02:54 I stayed up all night livin' my astronaut dream,

00:03:47 Now it's time for a potty break.

00:04:42 But of all the bad things I've ever done...

00:05:42 You been on that computer a lot.

00:06:31 me and Randy went to the nearest NASA field office.

00:07:16 Son of a bitch!

00:08:06 Hometown? Your face.

00:08:54 So he doesn't look like one. That's okay.

00:09:46 just to see that faker quake in his fake faker space boots.

00:10:37 But none of y'all cowards are gonna answer me.

00:11:30 like John Wayne or Wayne Newton or Dwayne Wayne?

00:12:21 But doubtful.

00:13:09 Never mind.

00:14:11 Turns out, Chaz wasn't exactly who I thought he was either.

00:15:08 I thought enough time had gone by,

00:15:57 and it turns out he's not your real hero either!

00:16:47 Eventually, the kids caught on.

00:17:47 - Definitely, with some hard work. - What about me?

00:18:48 kids who'd learned to love chasin' their dreams.

00:19:50 Holden Caulfield, New York. ♪ And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ♪

00:20:49 but the feelin' was real.