My Name Is Earl — S04E18 — Friends with Benefits

00:00:02 With Joy and Darnell in the Witness Protection Program,

00:01:13 Hey!

00:02:08 That was for ruining my chances with the girl at the Crab Shack Christmas party.

00:02:54 Hold on there, little fella. I got your food right here.

00:03:44 Hey, Earl.

00:04:43 I didn't take Randy 'cause long drives made him carsick...

00:05:37 so I can eat a good dinner at the theater.

00:06:29 This is my signature Swiss Colony cheese ball.

00:07:16 I lived upwind from Porkweiser. That's not it.

00:08:06 Now beat it, Rambo!

00:09:03 Get out of here, you drunk bum!

00:09:55 Hardest part's gonna be sleeping in that big bed without him.

00:10:59 so I explained to her all about my list and how I was gonna make it right.

00:11:46 They tried something called primal scream therapy.

00:12:41 He is my spiritual guru.

00:13:41 Even though me and Joy had prepared a pretty fancy presentation,

00:14:31 And it wasn't long before I had 'em eating out of my hands.

00:15:21 Carol let me borrow her lip gloss and didn't even wipe it off when I gave it back to her.

00:16:08 - She's got a football and a golf ball in there. - How quickly does karma happen?

00:16:55 Then the nothing started to make me nervous.

00:17:41 Ladies.

00:18:30 I'm always drunk, and I can't swim. Probably not a good idea.

00:19:24 Now that I was guilt-free, it was time to reap the rewards.

00:20:34 Okay.