My Name Is Earl — S04E15 — Darnell Outed (1)

00:00:01 My name is Earl.

00:00:53 People gonna use you as a babysitter.

00:01:39 A new game show, where contestants challenge...

00:02:20 What is cosine X over E?

00:03:10 Ruined Joy's chance of being on TV.

00:04:14 ♪ You ain't been around ♪♪ Fear Factor!

00:05:07 But remember, we used that pull-gun to rob the medical supply place.

00:05:43 Since she was a kid, she had her sights set on being famous.

00:06:36 Oh, there was, and you broke it for me?

00:07:22 I'm going to be a president for the people...

00:08:03 You changed the laws of marriage for me?

00:08:59 I'm gonna try 49.

00:09:58 Earl Hickey, you gonna get me on that TV show.

00:11:26 - Hey, headset. I didn't get a number. - So don't follow me.

00:12:06 No way. You know I inherited Mom's slow, clumsy thumbs.

00:13:00 and most excellent fancy.

00:14:09 I do. Sorry, buddy.

00:15:10 Darnell Turner, you let me loose right now.

00:15:55 You tell Erik Estrada that this is what happens to men that say no to Joy Turner.

00:16:57 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

00:17:49 because there's people that wanna come here and kill us?

00:18:26 so I expect his imminent return.

00:19:11 What are my boys doing wearing their bicycle helmets?

00:20:26 - I wonder what it tastes like. - Randy, no!