My Name Is Earl — S04E09 — Sold a Guy a Lemon Car

00:00:05 Living at the motel, we've had our share of annoying neighbors.

00:00:52 Catalina would always find a way to move 'em. So, I says to myself, "Cappy"...

00:01:42 Plus, I knew he kept him in the ice machine at night, 'cause I could taste it.

00:02:49 So, how do you like it?

00:04:01 I'm sure he'll be done real soon.

00:04:54 His name is Lloyd. And no, I am not moving that guy.

00:05:42 Normally, Joy didn't believe in science,

00:06:28 First time I ever used birth control pills, I put 'em inside me.

00:07:17 Fish!

00:08:12 ♪ So come on and take a free ride ♪ Then I took the 50...

00:09:03 That sounds fair.

00:09:52 No, l-listen. It's, uh... It's about the lemon car I sold you.

00:10:59 That's not the car. That's you.

00:11:56 You're the one from the eyehole.

00:12:44 who has, uh, hand cancer.

00:13:29 Wh-What if somebody, uh, broke the chain, and-and was honest about the car?

00:14:25 Damn! Now I'm not gonna get my hand-designed Jane Seymour Open Hearts necklace.

00:15:10 - What'd you do with the car? - I sold it to the next sucker.

00:15:58 What'd you do then, Pookie James?

00:17:01 I hadn't done much running since I gave up stealing,

00:17:47 Yeah, 'cause I'm launching myself into outer space in my man-made rocket ship.

00:18:47 Congratulations.

00:19:44 Hold on. I wanna come down and hear all about it.

00:20:41 Darnell, don't be a turd in the sandbox.