My Name Is Earl — S03E15 — Killerball

00:00:02 Like most month-old vegetables,

00:00:53 When you're in a coma,

00:01:46 What are you doing here?

00:02:25 Every opening I stick my finger in, I get a different reaction.

00:03:11 - I'm tempted to let you do it. - ♪♪

00:03:58 It's gonna taste so good in your blood.

00:05:21 It's not even 9:00 in the mornin'.

00:06:06 I take the bus now. Sold that car to the lady next door.

00:07:03 Oh. Oh. Oh!

00:07:46 Let's go!

00:08:39 Oh, yeah.

00:10:05 before the arthritis makes you achy.

00:11:08 He doesn't have one. Aw!

00:12:02 You know what, Randy? There is somethin' Earl can do for me.

00:12:48 Oh, Earl,

00:13:34 Yes, please have her stick her tongue in the zombie's mouth,

00:14:14 land spine-first on a tractor... miraculously unharmed...

00:15:15 He can't even hold a lit cigarette in his mouth to take a funny picture.

00:15:51 - Let's do this! - Yeah!

00:16:55 - He kept me safe. - ♪♪

00:18:05 - Somebody get him! - If someone was gonna stop T.R.,

00:18:51 scored me a few points with karma, but it wasn't enough.

00:19:33 Suddenly, coma world didn't feel like the right place to be. It wasn't real.

00:20:22 Oh, crap. I think the coma made him gay.