My Name Is Earl — S03E11 — Bad Earl

00:00:02 Ever since the Shoney's burned down,

00:00:51 I picked the leader of the skinheads as my secret Santa.

00:01:35 and doing good things in prison eventually got me thrown in the hole.

00:02:28 So I was the new delivery guy for the Camden Foreign Food Restaurant.

00:03:22 You're lucky I can't drive a stick, or I'd kick your ass and take your car, pervert.

00:04:31 Stan. Who else would it be?

00:05:16 Oh, I love you. Yeah.

00:06:03 Fine. I'll pick something.

00:06:53 Earl, maybe you forgot in prison,

00:07:32 and my last hope was the list.

00:08:33 let's put your hands together for Earl Hickey!

00:09:13 Randy, look how many things I've crossed off.

00:10:08 - - Oh, Ralph, you're so crazy.

00:10:51 and wouldn't be back until the next day.

00:11:55 What the hell did you do? What the hell did you do?

00:12:46 Well, we'll keep still. Yeah...

00:14:27 Actually, Ralph, my name is Stan Johansen.

00:15:18 All right, fine. Be Doris's husband.

00:16:42 - What the hell? - Look, Stanley.

00:17:28 Hey, Earl. I've written a poem that best expresses how I feel.

00:18:18 I followed you and karma and your list,

00:19:01 and screw all of you for ruinin' my Christmas morning.

00:20:23 So you only punish me for being bad?

00:21:08 Stay still. I'm gonna go get some help.