My Name Is Earl — S03E10 — Early Release

00:00:01 My name is Earl.

00:00:44 You look sweaty. Is that from cleanin' or strippin'?

00:01:30 Randy, calm down. You're gonna piddle on the rug.

00:02:09 You shredded my certificates? I thought you might be cheesed off.

00:02:50 Plus, I won't throw you in solitary.

00:03:38 Now it's just gonna be two people kneelin' next to each other in a parking lot.

00:04:25 and an hour of exercise.

00:05:16 Don't want it! You're just tryin' to fatten me up for Thanksgiving!

00:06:24 I need help gettin' this place ready for Christmas.

00:07:11 As long as you guys don't sic a dog on me and drag me back in like last time.

00:08:08 - I looked for loose drains. -

00:09:03 And I mean everything, even coffins.

00:09:42 Well, I always say that, but this time I really mean it.

00:10:21 You and you...

00:11:19 This is it. I'll see you on the outside, Randy.

00:12:03 God's up there thinkin', "Sure, I am all-powerful,

00:13:36 Ha-ha-ha! Oh, that's what that does.

00:14:30 when I was beggin' for round two and then mysteriously passed out?

00:15:17 when he was unfairly incarcerated for taking Licorice from a candy store.

00:16:08 - but in that moment, somethin' just snapped. -

00:17:30 You know, Earl, all you had to do was play along.

00:18:24 Warden, you okay? What's goin' on?

00:19:12 Didn't add up.

00:20:07 I was free. ♪ I shall be released ♪♪