My Name Is Earl — S03E09 — Burn Victim

00:00:01 My name is Earl.

00:00:54 who never seem to run out of problems.

00:01:50 I don't want to go into all the details now,

00:02:34 Six months? I'll do it.

00:03:18 This guy could work.

00:04:21 Listen. I'm here to talk about what happened with your parents.

00:04:59 On the other hand, he is your son.

00:05:48 I thought this was over.

00:06:30 It was a big day.

00:07:27 That fire was the only time...

00:08:08 Earl, this is a disaster.

00:08:57 Hey, it's not my fault. It's my parents' for being such monsters my whole life.

00:09:39 We can't do a prom in prison.

00:10:37 Attention.

00:11:20 Is that a whale with a chocolate fountain blowhole?

00:12:11 ♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪ grass...

00:12:55 I bet this is what it feels like to be Oprah.

00:13:57 Everybody was having a blast, especially me.

00:15:07 - The pope? - Okay, church guy. Stop answering.

00:16:02 You're a terrible son and you know nothing about history.

00:16:44 There's two toilets in my name, Earl.

00:17:48 Well, don't blame me, 'cause anything bad I do isn't my fault.

00:18:52 which was reasonable, since they'd all been destroyed in the house fire.

00:19:47 Thanks again, sir.