My Name Is Earl — S03E04 — Creative Writing

00:00:04 I guess my favorite time in prison is nighttime.

00:00:42 Is the Latina girl gonna be walking to her car soon?

00:01:19 in your imagination.

00:01:58 My name is Earl.

00:02:34 You know, like when you're driving on meth.

00:03:25 You can go now.

00:04:11 1059, 1060.

00:05:18 Stop your shaking in fear, Earl. Your brother will save us soon.

00:06:00 to kick some ass and drink some beers.

00:06:57 You're the best, Randy. I know.

00:07:45 So I decided I'd try again.

00:08:34 I know what'll cheer you up, Joy.

00:09:12 Once upon a long, long time ago, pretty far away,

00:09:50 Hey, giant dummy.

00:10:30 Once there was a lazy slob who wouldn't take a bath.

00:11:11 where God squished him with his coffee mug.

00:11:52 "The purple Christina Aguilera flew into"...

00:14:58 You should probably stop naming them.

00:15:48 Yes, when tomorrow you marry the richest man in all of Latin America.

00:16:32 and he will call off the wedding.

00:18:01 I dance to pay the ransom for my kidnapped brother.

00:18:48 For the first time in my life,

00:19:40 I just wrote down the only things I could actually picture in my head.

00:20:38 And the celery was warm and bendy, like I like it."