My Name Is Earl — S03E03 — The Frank Factor

00:00:01 My name is Earl.

00:00:49 Hey, I know that guy. He used to work at the Crab Shack back in the day.

00:01:38 I don't know, Randy. We're just walking.

00:02:31 You're both gonna feel awful bad if this turns out to be baby Jesus or a tumor!

00:03:34 It was right below a flyer for a missing boa constrictor...

00:04:19 Pac and I still reserve the right to use the fridge and the sink/half bath.

00:05:19 - He will lose his mind. - ♪ And did I hear you say ♪

00:06:44 On the house, roomies. Thanks.

00:07:38 That's normal, right? That-That's how most jobs do it?

00:08:26 He could afford a much prettier hooker,

00:09:16 Oh, well, my milk ain't come in yet, but we can do it if you want to.

00:10:28 Sorry Randy punched you. It's not a problem.

00:11:16 What the hell?

00:12:00 I'm sorry about that, Randy.

00:12:45 we're gonna sneak out of the country together.

00:13:33 By the way, this is optional.

00:15:01 and since real hostages fight back, ours was gonna be Randy.

00:15:44 So, Doc, I don't feel a ring on your finger.

00:16:32 While me and Randy were tryin' to chill out before our big day,

00:17:18 Oh, yeah. Well, nice to meet you, Mrs. Hickey.

00:18:00 Earl, I'm serious. Tell me your real last name.

00:18:52 I gotta tell you, we weren't plannin' on taking anybody,

00:19:50 pero en realidad, ¿quién... quién pone atención a ese tipo de cosas?

00:20:58 Whoa! Check out the vagina on Al Roker.