My Name Is Earl — S02E22 — Get a Real Job

00:00:03 ME AND RANDY DON'T USUALLY SET THE ALARM,

00:00:50 MAKE IT A YEAR, THEY'RE YOURS TO KEEP.

00:01:39 HEY, EARL. SOMEONE SAID WEDNESDAY IS "HUMP DAY."

00:02:32 NOT MUCH OF A TRIAL. I MEAN, MY WITNESS IS DEAD.

00:03:24 WE'RE THE PERFECT COOKIE-EATIN' TEAM.

00:04:13 IT WAS MY FIRST TIME ON THE SALES FLOOR,

00:05:10 'CAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR OWN RUMP.

00:05:57 IN A PERFECT WORLD WE'D SWITCH PANTS, BUT DOCKERS DOESN'T MAKE A COVERALL.

00:07:01 I HEARD "BITCH" IN THERE. I MEAN, I'M NOT STUPID.

00:07:58 THANKS. YOU KNOW, UH, I'VE BEEN THINKIN' OF TALKIN' TO YOU ABOUT BECOMIN' A SALESMAN.

00:09:02 YOU'RE STILL THINKIN' ABOUT WORKIN' IN THE SHOWROOM?

00:09:43 THINKIN' THAT GUYS WHO WORKED TO GET AHEAD WERE JERKS.

00:11:19 THIRTY-MINUTE TIMER. REMOVABLE CRUMB TRAY.

00:12:23 I DON'T TIE TIES, AND I DON'T LISTEN TO EXCUSES.

00:13:27 YOU CAN EVEN POP HER HEAD OFF AND NUKE IT IN THE MICROWAVE!

00:14:22 THEY COULD CUT MY TIE, BUT THEY COULDN'T CUT OUT MY HEART.

00:15:25 HAS A TRAY THAT SPINS AROUND SO YOUR FOOD DOESN'T GET TIRED OF THE VIEW.

00:16:47 AND THE REASON JOY TRADED IN THE BRAT WAS 'CAUSE SHE NEEDED A CAR WITH A COMFORTABLE TRUNK.

00:17:50 OKAY, HOLD ON. I HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN.

00:18:41 CAN WE GET SOMEBODY WORKIN' ON IT?

00:20:13 I'LL SEE YOU AT CHURCH ON SUNDAY.

00:21:11 YOU'RE SIX FEET SOMETHING, A HUNDRED AND SOMETHING,

00:22:22 I'D LIKE TO BUY A REFRIGERATOR,

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