My Name Is Earl - S02E20 - Two Balls, Two Strikes

00:00:06 RANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? GRANDPA TIED THAT TIE FOR ME FIVE YEARS AGO.

00:00:50 - AND RICHARD CHUBBY LIKED MORE THAN JUST THE SMELL OF MONEY. - WOOF.

00:01:38 PICKED UP THE WRONG GUN AND BLEW HIS HEAD OFF.

00:02:30 I'M NOT LOOKIN' DOWN. I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT AGAIN.

00:03:13 HE EVEN MESSED WITH CRABMAN.

00:04:10 HURRY UP.

00:05:10 EARL, I WANNA THANK YOU.

00:06:05 BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT LIKE MY DAD DID. IT'S GONNA BE A KINDER, GENTLER CLUB CHUBBY FROM NOW ON.

00:06:59 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

00:07:49 I LOVE IT HERE.

00:08:53 HEY, EARL, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA... OH, MY GOD!

00:09:51 IT LOOKS LIKE I ALWAYS PICTURED GRIMACE'S McNUGGETS.

00:10:49 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU ALMOST DONE HERE, FELLAS?

00:11:34 SO CAN YOU FIX HIM?

00:12:17 WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK AND SHE'D HOLD MY HAND.

00:13:48 BETTER STICK WITH THE POPSICLES. THAT PICTURE OF MAMMA MIA...

00:14:48 I BET EVERYBODY HERE HAS WORKING TESTICLES.

00:15:59 MR. TURTLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ON THE TRAMPOLINE.

00:16:41 WELL, I'M-I'M JUST HERE 'CAUSE THE GANG ASKED ME TO COME BY AND SAY HELLO, AND...

00:17:25 SURE. WELL, I GOTTA SAY, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD TO COME INTO YOUR CLUB...

00:18:14 WHAT ABOUT...

00:19:02 I KNEW HE WASN'T GONNA BUNT THOSE BALLS AWAY FROM MINE FOREVER.

00:20:08 THANKS, EARL.

00:20:52 WHAT WOULD I SACRIFICE TO BE LOVED? NOT MY BALLS.