My Name Is Earl — S02E16 — Blow

00:00:09 I TOLD YOU... THE LIGHT BEER DRINKS FASTER.

00:00:55 JUST MAKE SURE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY'S IN COURT...

00:01:47 NO! SHE SAID I COULD, YOU ROAD WHORE!

00:02:41 PARKING SPACE SAYS "COMPACT," SO UNLESS YOU WANT A TICKET, YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR FAT ASS!

00:03:31 I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

00:04:12 RUNNIN' THROUGH THEIR VEINS COULD BE SUCH A ROYAL BITCH?

00:05:00 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO. I GOT ALL THAT DEBT ERASED.

00:05:43 HE PLAYED AN EVIL MANAGER CALLED "DA MAN."

00:06:29 I LIKE PICKING WILDFLOWERS AND GUESSING WHAT THE CLOUDS LOOK LIKE.

00:07:27 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT YOUR BREATH.

00:08:09 AND THAT'S NOT FAIR TO THEM OR TO ME.

00:09:04 WELL, LOOKY HERE. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US A LITTLE PRIVATE TIME.

00:09:57 YEAH. THE BOTTOM OF THAT FUZZY LIGHTNING BOLT.

00:10:46 WELL, SO DO I. AND RIGHT NOW, I DON'T FEEL YOUR SUPPORT OF MY WRESTLIN' DREAMS.

00:11:35 OF COURSE, THE CATCH WAS HOW TO CONVINCE TWO SISTERS...

00:12:27 YOU'RE NOT THE GIRL IN THE AD. YOU THINK YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED?

00:13:30 OKAY, DING, DING, DING. HE'S READY TO COME RIGHT OUT.

00:14:15 WHAT, THE MOON TAKE A NIGHT OFF SO YOUR BUTT COULD ECLIPSE THE SUN?

00:15:01 I'D PAY LARGE SUMS OF MONEY TO WATCH HER WRESTLE PROFESSIONALLY.

00:16:15 I'M MAKIN' SURE YOU DON'T GET RICH AND FAMOUS.

00:17:20 BUT AS PAINFUL AS JOY'S PROM STABBIN' HAD BEEN,

00:18:37 THEY EVEN WORKED ON SOME YOU COULDN'T SEE.

00:19:33 I MEAN, IF YOU WOULD WANT ME TO.

00:20:40 I'M GONNA SEE HOW IT DOES AGAINST TOMATO SOUP.