My Name Is Earl — S02E13 — Buried Treasure

00:00:01 MY NAME IS EARL.

00:00:43 BUT SINCE WE COULDN'T SPELL, WE WOULD JUST GO STEALIN'.

00:01:22 YOU KNOW, LIKE HOW SHE DOES BECAUSE I CAN'T SNAP.

00:02:10 NICE. ALL CEREAL, NO MILK.

00:02:59 HE WAS OUR FAMOUS CIVIL WAR GENERAL.

00:03:38 BUT ALL THE NEXT DAY, I THOUGHT ABOUT GETTIN' A MOTORCYCLE.

00:04:18 I FIGURED MY RANSOM NOTE WOULD WORK A LOT BETTER...

00:05:01 WELL, YOU CAN GO RIDE ON THE COUCH TONIGHT, PIGPEN.

00:05:54 SO ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WAIT FOR DOTTY TO MAKE THE DROP.

00:07:00 'CAUSE IT TRIED TO KILL ME WITH AN EXPLODIN' BUSH.

00:07:41 MY NAME IS RANDY.

00:08:20 THERE WAS NOTHIN' BETTER THAN WHEN EVERYONE WAS GETTIN' ALONG.

00:09:11 OH. HE'S MUSCLE. HE'S MORE LIKE BUTT.

00:10:10 WE MADE PLANS TO MEET LATER THAT NIGHT.

00:11:08 I WONDERED WHO THAT GUY WAS SELLIN' HIS SILVERWARE TO.

00:12:26 SPARE SOME CHANGE? SORRY.

00:13:29 WELL, WE WERE DRINKIN' THAT NIGHT. DID YOU TRY 10 DRUNK PACES?

00:14:28 WE STOLE SOME SILVERWARE FROM THE LIBRARY, BUT IT WAS TOO HOT TO SELL,

00:15:12 I TOOK THE GOOD STUFF AND REPLACED IT WITH SOME CRAP FROM HOME.

00:17:04 IT WAS A SPECIAL PLACE, BECAUSE IT WAS THE EXACT SPOT I WAS STANDING...

00:17:53 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO GRADUATED COLLEGE AT 14, IS A VIRTUOSO CELLIST,

00:18:53 THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN INVENTED UNTIL THE BRONZE AGE.

00:19:37 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION.

00:20:26 MY NAME IS DOTTY.