My Name Is Earl — S02E08 — Robbed a Stoner Blind

00:00:01 MY NAME IS EARL.

00:00:50 WOULD JUST OPEN UP THEIR DOORS AND SHARE,

00:01:44 BUT APPARENTLY SOMETHING CALLED "THE MUNCHIES" MADE IT HARD FOR HIM TO CONCENTRATE...

00:02:57 WE SOLD EVERYTHING WE TOOK FROM WOODY...

00:03:53 HE'D MOVED OUT A COUPLE YEARS BEFORE.

00:04:59 HEY! EARL AND RANDY HICKEY!

00:05:54 IN FACT, THANKS TO THE DRUGS, THERE WERE...

00:06:50 WE GOT A COUPLE STYROFOAM CUPS OF SODA IN IT WE WANNA KEEP COOL.

00:07:47 - - MORNIN', DUDES. TIME TO GET TO WORK.

00:08:44 - THE BATHROOM IS A BUCKET, EARL. - OF COURSE IT IS, RANDY.

00:09:52 I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN HAVIN' A LITTLE TROUBLE UNPLUGGIN' FROM THE GRID.

00:10:50 HE GETS KIND OF LIKE AN ANGRY, DIZZY HULK THING GOIN' ON.

00:11:58 BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. IF WE WANT OUR CHILDREN...

00:12:49 NOTHING, 'CAUSE IT'LL BE TOO LATE. WE'LL ALL JUST SIT AROUND...

00:13:55 I ALREADY HAD "BEEN WASTEFUL" ON MY LIST, SO IT WORKS OUT PERFECT.

00:15:26 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY. WE'RE GONNA FIX IT. OKAY, BUDDY?

00:16:38 YOU CAN'T POUR OIL IN THE CREEK. IF YOU DO,

00:17:30 I WAS FRUSTRATED 'CAUSE I REALIZED...

00:18:34 WHEN THEY DIDN'T HAVE THAT EITHER.

00:20:00 I WAS BEIN' CANCELED OUT BY THE WHOLE WORLD.

00:21:07 I MEAN, LIKE, EVERY TIME IT RAINS, OUR HOUSES DISSOLVE.

00:22:06 AND WHOEVER SAID LAUGHTER WAS THE BEST MEDICINE...

00:23:14 - MUPPETS. - OKAY. WHAT ABOUT MUPPETS OR HE-MAN?

00:24:03 GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. GOOD NIGHT, BABE.