My Name Is Earl — S02E06 — Made a Lady Think I Was God

00:00:02 ME AND RANDY LOVE WATCHIN' OLD WAR MOVIES,

00:00:41 I LOVE YOU.

00:01:43 STUPID DEAF LAWYER'S GOT ME DRIVIN' ALL OVER STATE...

00:02:23 YOU GOT A CITATION FOR THAT TOO?

00:03:21 BACK OFF MY BIRDSEED, YOU TREE RAT!

00:04:33 I WAS IN THE "NEIGHBORHOODETH,"

00:05:32 DO NOT "MAKETH" CARROT CAKE.

00:06:23 I'LL GET THAT SIGNED FOR YOU. I SHOULD PROBABLY GO SEE MILLIE ANYWAY.

00:07:09 I WAS HOPIN' SHE'D SEE ALL THAT "VOICE OF GOD" STUFF...

00:07:58 SHE'S HIS FAVORITE.

00:09:15 AND THAT ADORABLE BRIDE?

00:09:59 DID YOU EVER HAVE TO MOVE 'CAUSE A PACK OF STRAY DOGS KICKED YOU OUT OF YOUR HOUSE?

00:10:49 OH, MY GOODNESS.

00:11:56 YEAH.

00:12:49 - ONLY NOT WORDED CLEVER LIKE THAT. - WAY TO GO, DUMMY.

00:13:40 YEAH, NOW I GOTTA FIND THE LITTLE GUY A FOSTER HOME.

00:14:27 IF EVERYONE WAS HAPPY WHEN THAT LADY WAS A NUN,

00:15:12 FINE. WHAT IF WE WENT DOWN TO SEAWORLD AND GOT THE PENGUINS TO DO A NATIVITY SCENE?

00:16:01 THE ASS WAS BALAAM'S DONKEY. IT WAS A TALKIN' DONKEY.

00:16:48 THEN WE HAD TO LURE MILLIE AWAY FROM HERS.

00:17:51 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I'D HAVE BEEN SHOT.

00:18:47 AND YOU WERE A MISERABLE "B" WORD UNTIL YOU HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD.

00:19:40 LIKE HOW TO TREAT A HEAD WOUND?

00:20:54 I GOTTA GO TAKE A LEAK. I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH THE RADIO.