My Name Is Earl — S02E03 — Sticks & Stones

00:00:01 MY NAME IS EARL.

00:00:48 AND, WELL, I WAS THE BIGGEST JERK IN MY CLASS.

00:01:26 HERE'S A MAGGIE LESTER LIVIN' SOMEWHERE CALLED SHADY GROVE.

00:02:14 RANDY AND I FOUND MAGGIE'S HOUSE.

00:03:19 OR YOUR CAR. WE'LL WAX WHICHEVER.

00:04:07 YOU CAN TOUCH IT IF YOU WANT TO, RANDY.

00:05:01 LOOK AT THAT TALL GUY, EARL.

00:05:43 I MEAN, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO CROSS MAGGIE OFF THE LIST...

00:06:32 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. CAN YOU TAKE YOUR HEAD ON A PLANE?

00:07:21 GUESS I WAS TOO BUSY LOOKIN' AT THE HORN.

00:08:05 DIANE SAWYER AND THAT CHINESE CHICK AT THE DELI.

00:08:48 I WILL LET YOU BAG MY GROCERIES, I WILL LET YOU GREET ME AT WAL-MART,

00:09:47 RANDY, DON'T CALL HIM A FREAK. BUT HE CALLED HIMSELF THAT.

00:10:52 BUT YOU ARE A TRAVELIN' FREAK SHOW.

00:11:35 SOMETHIN' ABOUT WHAT MAGGIE SAID MADE THE WEIRDEST THING HAPPEN.

00:12:53 YOU RAN AWAY AND HID.

00:13:36 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO KISS THAT DEAF LADY'S ASS.

00:14:28 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE I WAS MAKING YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF FOR YOUR OWN GOOD?

00:15:20 COME ON, GUYS. YOU CAN DO THIS.

00:16:25 I MEAN, IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO THINK YOU'D BE STUPID JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAF.

00:17:11 PLEASE HELP ME.

00:18:31 AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY HADN'T EITHER.

00:20:09 WHAT A BUNCH OF FREAKS.

00:20:59 GOOD NIGHT, RANDY.