My Name Is Earl — S01E22 — Stole a Badge
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 574 VOTES · DIR. Marc Buckland
Overview
Earl tackles No. 127 on his list by making amends for pilfering a police officer's badge. When he discovers that the theft resulted in the cop's demotion, he tries to get the officer reinstated.
Dialogue Timeline — 294 lines
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00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...
00:00:37 AND LOOK FOR WHAT HE CALLS TREASURE.
00:01:34 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT FOUND ITS WAY BACK TO US.
00:02:30 UNLESS... NO, EVEN THEN IT WOULDN'T.
00:03:26 HEY!
00:04:07 I WAS REALLY ENJOYING BEING ON THE FORCE.
00:05:13 DID YOU GET ME THAT STAPLER? GOT IT.
00:06:04 UH-OH.
00:06:52 HEY, RODNEY, YOU'RE NOT A COP.
00:07:30 IT WAS THEN AND THERE WE KNEW THE BADGE WAS TOO POWERFUL.
00:08:16 TO, UH, THE POLICEMAN OR WOMAN...
00:09:03 AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE PRECINCT HAPPENS TO BE YOUR MOTHER.
00:09:47 FINE. THEN THE TOILET PAPER'S BEEN STOLEN.
00:10:49 CREEPY RODNEY. PERFECT.
00:11:59 AND I WANT A PUPPY, BUT NOT JUST ANY PUPPY, A PUPPY THAT DOES TRICKS.
00:13:08 GET OUT! COME ON!
00:13:51 - I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONNA GET HIM PUT IN JAIL. - WE'RE TRYING. YOU WANNA HELP?
00:14:46 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A POLICEMAN? I HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A CRIME.
00:15:34 I LOVE PIE. AND AS PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY EAT PIE, WE TALKED.
00:16:46 I MEAN IT. YOU ONLY GOT ONE LIFE, STUART.
00:17:24 AND SO, I COULD CROSS HIM OFF MY LIST. WHAT'S THAT?
00:18:11 THEY MIGHT EVEN MAKE ME LIEUTENANT.
00:19:25 WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS.
00:20:43 THANK YOU.
Cast & Characters
Jason Lee
Earl Hickey
Ethan Suplee
Randy Hickey
Jaime Pressly
Joy Turner
Nadine Velazquez
Catalina Aruca
Eddie Steeples
Darnell Turner
Joan Blair
Woman
Kerry O'Malley
Sergeant Nancy
Mike O'Malley
Stuart Daniels
Clint Howard
Creepy Rodney
Max Perlich
Paul
Abdoulaye N'Gom
Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop
Lauri Johnson
Captain Daniels
William Stanford Davis
Neighbor
Helen Siff
Waitress
Steve Seagren
Security Guard
Joe Kay
Tow Truck Driver
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed294
Dialogue density13.4 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:43
Production Record
DirectorMarc Buckland
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes574
Factoids
Episode
My Name Is Earl, season 1, episode 22: Stole a Badge.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2317/season/1/episode/22
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