My Name Is Earl — S01E21 — The Bounty Hunter

00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...

00:00:39 LIKE JUMPIN' A TINY MOTORCYCLE OVER MY BROTHER'S HEAD.

00:01:29 IT'S ONLY BEEN ON THE OUTSIDE OF MY PANTS.

00:02:13 SHE EVEN GAVE ME A THREE-WEEK ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.

00:02:52 OH, SNAP.

00:03:33 WHICH WASN'T HARD BECAUSE THERE WERE TWO PLACES I LIKE TO DRINK.

00:04:11 YOU MARRIED... THIS WHORE?

00:04:55 YEAH, JOY HICKEY. FAILURE TO APPEAR ON A TRAFFIC TICKET. 200.

00:05:44 NINETEEN.

00:07:16 BOUNTY HUNTER!

00:07:55 THIS MOTORCYCLE'S STARTIN' TO HURT MY HEAD SKIN.

00:08:39 SHUT THE "BUTT" UP. DO ANOTHER ONE.

00:09:22 I'M NOT LYIN'. SERIOUSLY, I TOOK A SEMINAR AT THE MARRIOTT.

00:10:10 - HOW SO? - 'CAUSE IT'S CHICKS.

00:10:59 SHE PICKED MY POCKET.

00:12:01 BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN JOY AND I WANTED...

00:12:53 THE SHOES HE WANTED WERE JOY'S,

00:13:48 HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO. I'LL DRIVE YOU TO GOSHEN.

00:14:22 I DITCHED JESSE TO RUN OFF WITH YOU.

00:15:08 DON'T LICK THE CHALK. PUT IT DOWN.

00:16:19 HEY. HEY.

00:17:12 BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSE WAS MY FAULT.

00:18:17 I WAS PROUD OF JOY FOR TURNIN' HERSELF IN.

00:20:36 HERE. MELT THESE DOWN. BAIL ME OUT.