My Name Is Earl — S01E20 — Boogeyman

00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...

00:00:49 JOY HAD RECENTLY GIVEN BIRTH TO MY FIRST ILLEGITIMATE CHILD.

00:01:48 ISN'T THIS JUST HORRIFIC?

00:02:33 ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GIANT ARMADILLO.

00:03:48 MADE A KID SCARED OF THE BOOGEYMAN.

00:04:37 THEY CHOOSE HOW I'M GONNA MAKE THINGS UP TO 'EM.

00:05:43 I'M BORED. LET'S PLAY BOAT.

00:06:39 SCARE 'EM. YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT.

00:07:34 - WHERE WERE YOU? - I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIENDS I COULDN'T COME HOME...

00:08:16 JOY, DO YOU REMEMBER A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN DODGE WAS SCARED OF THE DARK?

00:09:06 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU ONLY HAD TO BE MY SLAVE FOR A DAY.

00:09:55 I WAS WONDERING, WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING A MUSTACHE?

00:10:39 - SO ONE DAY WE MIGHT BOTH BE WATCHING THIS ON TV? - YEAH, MAYBE.

00:11:33 WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING PAINTBALL.

00:12:36 THE NUMBER FOR GEORGE TOLLHURST, PLEASE.

00:13:21 I'M NOT GOING HOME.

00:14:15 - I'LL TELL 'EM HE DIDN'T. - THEN I'LL TELL 'EM YOU PUT MY UNDERWEAR ON YOUR HEAD.

00:15:06 OKAY, THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY.

00:16:07 THOSE GUYS HAVE BAZOOKAS.

00:16:49 BUT MAN ENOUGH FOR A HALF-FRUIT, CALL JOY'S NAILS.

00:17:35 I'M JUST TRYING TO CATCH THAT COOL LITTLE DOT THAT'S ON YOUR BACK.

00:18:40 AW.

00:19:21 RANDY, PUT IT DOWN.

00:20:30 YEAH, IT'D BE COOL.