My Name Is Earl — S01E18 — Dad's Car

00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...

00:00:43 IS THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT A MOM COULD ASK FOR.

00:01:30 - I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MOTHER'S DAY TOMORROW. DID YOU? - NO, I FORGOT.

00:02:18 "CLEAN THE HOUSE FOR MOM. DO THE DISHES FOR MOM.

00:03:16 HERE. JUST KEEP BRINGING ME DRINKS.

00:04:07 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER FACE.

00:04:53 I SHOULD NAME HIM CRACKERS AFTER OUR CAT THAT USED TO SLEEP IN THE STREET.

00:05:45 LOOK. THERE'S THAT OLD CAR THAT YOU BOUGHT.

00:06:34 WHICH MEANS THAT I GET TO PICK WHATEVER I WANT, AND I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR DAD.

00:07:47 IS THAT THING FAST? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT'S FAST.

00:08:32 I COUNTED TRICIA TWICE 'CAUSE I GOT HER WITH AND WITHOUT HER BACK BRACE ON.

00:09:35 BUT NOW IT WAS TIME TO GET IT BACK.

00:10:26 HEY, EARL, THERE'S A LONG, SKINNY DOG LYIN' DOWN IN THE BACKSEAT.

00:11:22 THIS IS SO THE POLICE DON'T KNOW I'M OUT HERE DRINKIN'.

00:12:28 LESS ABOUT HORSEPOWER AND MORE ABOUT BROTHER POWER.

00:13:28 NO, W-W-WAIT, DAD. I'M HERE FOR YOU. LOOK.

00:14:23 PUT ME IN A SITUATION I'D NEVER FACED BEFORE.

00:15:25 DAMN IT. WHO THREW THEIR DRINK AT ME?

00:16:10 SEE? I TOLD YOU. I DROVE JUST FINE.

00:16:57 COOL. A SHEET FORT.

00:17:56 THAT'S A MATCHING NUMBERS CAR THERE.

00:19:05 YEP, AFTER ME.

00:20:03 SO DON'T LET RANDY SLIDE ACROSS THE HOOD LIKE HE ALWAYS WANTS TO.

00:21:03 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! PATTY, DON'T TOUCH THE FERRET!