My Name Is Earl — S01E16 — The Professor
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.3 · 644 VOTES · DIR. Marc Buckland
Overview
Earl's nervous about returning a laptop computer he stole from a college professor, mostly because he's uncomfortable around smart people. When the professor turns out to be a beautiful woman, he feels even more ill at ease, until she flatters him and asks him to speak about his list in front of her class. Meanwhile, Randy experiences fraternity life---and absolutely loves it.
Dialogue Timeline — 361 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...
00:00:48 COOL HAT. I'M KEEPIN' THIS ONE.
00:01:33 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING ON... OH, THERE IT IS.
00:02:30 YOU KNOCKED DOWN THE BUS STOP. YEAH, I KNOW, MA'AM.
00:03:27 - -
00:04:09 RANDY?
00:05:07 TOM, COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU CAN CALL ME ALEX.
00:06:13 THE TYPE OF WOMAN WHO GRABBED HER PURSE A LITTLE TIGHTER WHEN SHE SAW A GUY LIKE ME.
00:07:08 EARL, KARMA IS A VERY COMPLEX BUDDHIST PRINCIPLE.
00:08:01 WHAT I WAS FORGETTIN' AT THE TIME...
00:08:54 EXCEPT YOU CAN'T EAT TOO MANY, OR YOU PASS OUT...
00:09:39 BUT LET'S KEEP THEM BRIEF SO WE ALL GET A CHANCE TO TALK...
00:10:39 I DECIDED TO JUST LAY IT ALL OUT THERE FOR 'EM.
00:11:45 WE JUST KEPT WALKIN' AND TALKIN'.
00:12:30 SO, WHAT TIME IS THIS THING? IT'S 2:00.
00:13:23 SO DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE GONNA STAY ANOTHER NIGHT?
00:14:12 KARMA CAN DO WHATEVER IT WANTS TO ME.
00:15:01 THANK YOU.
00:15:51 SO NOW IT'S OUR TURN TO TORTURE SOMEBODY.
00:16:54 KARMA. KARMA'S BEEN AFTER ME FOR PUTTIN' OFF MY LIST TO BE WITH YOU.
00:17:55 COME ON. I'M TRYIN' HERE! YOU SAW ME TRYIN'.
00:18:51 IT'S... IT'S NOT TOO BAD.
00:19:44 I'M KARMA'S BITCH.
00:21:02 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY KARMA WORKS.
Cast & Characters
Jason Lee
Earl Hickey
Ethan Suplee
Randy Hickey
Jaime Pressly
Joy Turner
Nadine Velazquez
Catalina Aruca
Eddie Steeples
Darnell Turner
Noah Crawford
Young Earl
Christine Taylor
Alex Meyers
Samm Levine
Tom
Anthony De Marco
Young Earl
Cameron Bender
Todd
Jeanette Miller
Bus Stop Lady
Kasan Butcher
Frat Guy
Kevin Michael Walsh
Greg
Eric Larkin
Manager
Michael Taylor Gray
Waiter
Patrick Thomas McCarthy
Teacher
Artesia Bentley
Girl
Jacob Newman
Boy
George Frangides
Policeman
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed361
Dialogue density16.4 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:21:02
Production Record
DirectorMarc Buckland
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes644
Factoids
Episode
My Name Is Earl, season 1, episode 16: The Professor.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2317/season/1/episode/16
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