My Name Is Earl — S01E15 — Something to Live For

00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...

00:00:55 GETTING AIR INTO MY MOUTH AND DOWN TO MY STOMACH.

00:01:42 HEY, EARL. WHAT YOU DOIN'?

00:02:38 EXCUSE ME. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

00:03:24 WHAT? NO. WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY IS... YOU NEED DIRECTIONS.

00:04:20 THANKS FOR ASKIN'.

00:05:27 AH, NUTS!

00:06:18 - IT'S EASY TO REMAIN SILENT, CAUSE I'M DEAD!" - A CAR IS COMING!

00:07:14 LET'S RUN AWAY FROM HIM. WE COULD MAKE IT A RACE. IT'LL BE FUN.

00:08:03 I GOTTA GO TINKLE.

00:09:03 I REALIZED IF I WAS GONNA KEEP PHILO FROM KILLING HIMSELF,

00:09:59 A PLACE I HAD ONLY BEEN ONCE BEFORE.

00:10:40 IPOD, HUH? WHAT IS THAT, SOME SORT OF SPACE CAPSULE OR SOMETHING?

00:11:24 IT'S OKAY. I'M NOT INTERESTED.

00:12:18 IT FINALLY FELT LIKE I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET HIM OUT OF OUR LIVES,

00:13:32 WELL, THAT'S HER HAPPY. SHE'S JUST A BITCH.

00:14:12 BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA FIGHT CRAZY WITH CRAZY.

00:14:50 BUT I ASKED JOY MY FAVOR ANYWAY.

00:15:41 HEY, EARL. HEY, CRAB MAN. NEED A FEW BEERS.

00:17:06 'CAUSE I SHAVED ABOVE THE KNEE TODAY.

00:17:57 COME ON.

00:19:04 YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

00:19:45 THAT WHILE RANDY AND I WERE TRYIN' TO FIND HIM A REASON TO LIVE,

00:20:28 I KNOW, RANDY. I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER.