My Name Is Earl — S01E13 — Stole P's HD Cart

00:00:02 MY NAME IS EARL.

00:00:43 THAT MEANT WE WERE GONNA STEAL SOMETHIN',

00:01:27 WORKIN' A SCAM WITH A TOP-NOTCH CREW WAS A BIT MORE THRILLIN' THAN A KAZOO.

00:03:03 A FEW YEARS AGO, THE WINKY DINKY DOG HOT DOG CHAIN...

00:03:58 IF IT INVOLVES MATH OR SPELLING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WE MIGHT NEED A LITTLE EXTRA TIME,

00:04:43 LOOK, I'VE DONE A LOT OF BAD THINGS. THAT'S WHY I MADE A LIST.

00:05:25 OH, YOU. YOU FOUND MY CART.

00:06:06 WHO'S ELLEN DOWNS?

00:07:14 RALPH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'?

00:07:56 THEN I SUGGEST YOU DON'T GO TO THE POLICE. THEN GIVE ME $10,000.

00:08:39 I CAN'T LET YOU INSIDE WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT.

00:09:18 "FLURP." THAT'S A WORD, ISN'T IT?

00:10:34 THEN YOU'LL BRING UP THE WORD DOCUMENT FOR PAGES FOUR THROUGH SIX.

00:11:24 LIKE TO INTERACT WITH THE POLICE BECAUSE, UH, THEY DON'T LIKE ME... HIM.

00:12:23 HYPOTHETICAL?

00:12:59 WITH RANDY AND CATALINA ON BOARD...

00:14:04 VERY IMPRESSIVE, SIR. WELCOME ABOARD.

00:15:31 OKAY, GOOD JOB, EVERYBODY. LET'S TAKE WHAT WE CAN AND DO IT FAST. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

00:16:19 - RALPH, MAY... LET'S JUST TRY... - LOOK, THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS, BUDDY.

00:17:13 YEAH! YEAH!

00:18:10 - RALPH NEVER WAS VERY GOOD UNDER PRESSURE... - GET HIM!

00:19:12 IT WAS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME.

00:20:04 TURNS OUT, JOY DIDN'T LET DARNELL AND THE KIDS...

00:21:00 EW!